Reader Spam Mail #2

Because 58 comments in your spam tracker is worthy of a sequel article.

And just in case you missed it the first time I combed through the spam…

Spam Comments (Published May 13, 2017)

So, once again, my blog’s hit count had a sudden surge, and with those sudden surges, come the inevitable spambot comments.  And while the wonderful Akismet is always looking out for Allison’s Written Words and its best interests, the content they filter out never ceases to make me giggle.

So in the grand tradition of “sharing is caring,” some of the highlights of the latest batch of spam comments, all left in their natural state, with the exception of one “comment” that had an inappropriate word.



top porn

But specifically…

red hair porn

These were in response to two Golden Girls-related posts, so apparently spambots like Blanche Devereaux?

(Related – The Golden Girls: Funko Follies and Thank You For Being A Board Game!)

Pretty Portions of Accession Capital

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Um, thank you?

Your Words of Encouragement Keep Me Going

These are genuinely fantastic ideas in regarding blogging. You have touched some good points here. Any way keep up wrinting.

I will keep up the wrinting!  Thanks spambot!

Having read this I thought it was really enlightening. I appreciate you taking the time and effort to put this short article together. I once again find myself spending way too much time both reading and posting comments. But so what, it was still worth it!

Your microchips and such must be soooo very tired from commenting and reading so much!

Hurrah, that’s what I was searching for, what a data! present here at this web site, thanks admin of this web site.|

Yes, what a data!

Sweet blog! I found it while surfing around on Yahoo News. Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News? I’ve been trying for a while but I never seem to get there! Thanks|

I don’t, but I’d be happy to help you with your grammar and spelling anytime!

Well, Touche to You Too!

Touche. Sound arguments. Keep up the good spirit.

My spirit is always good.  How’s yours?

Do You Need “Assult”…Or “Assault?”

After saw this master piece called ‘Assault” I planned to buy Classic 500 cc to send to make assult. Please send me the details and budget for assult.

I have neither.

This Science Guy…

“What I haven’t understood yet is why the density then falls lower and fluctuates radically after reaching some critical saturation point.”I would say once the system reaches uniform saturation it behaves chaotically i.e. any system that uses it previous step as an input to it next output is a chaotic system. This isn’t anything new, but what would be new is if some sort of emergent behaviour came out of this. If you control the seed so as to keep each run the same and then vary one paramater, explore the space (perhaps a GA would be good for this?), you might find something interesting (but could take a looooooooong time).

This was a response to an article about Gallagher.  The comedian Gallagher. Nothing deep about it.

I Trust You, But There’s A Catch…

I do trust all of the concepts you have offered to your post.
They’re very convincing and will definitely work. Still,
the posts are too quick for newbies. May you please extend them a bit from next time?
Thank you for the post.

Why…thank you for your praise and…not praise?  Tell the newbies they can read longer posts somewhere else!


Hello there, just became alert to your blog through Google, and found that it’s truly informative. I am going to watch out for brussels. I will appreciate if you continue this in future. Lots of people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!


Brussels spambot was responding to this…


Animated Joan Crawford and brussels.

Nah, I’ve got nothing.

The Spambot Who Cares

Nice post. I was checking constantly this blogand I am impressed! Very useful info specially the last part 🙂 I care for such information a lot.  I was seeking this certain information for a very long time.  Thank you and good luck.

Good luck on your spambotting…Caring Spambot.

Truggy Truck?

Omg I have the best truggy truck nice !!!!!

This is a truggy truck.

Again, nothing.

It’s Only Mr. Belvedere!

“it’s one of the coolest audio-visual presentations you’ll ever see.” Were we watching the same videos?! I’d say it’s one of the most sadistic audio-visual presentations you’ll ever see.

Look, Wesley Owens was alot of things…

Who’s Jim?

Jim you must be r(censored), dumb, idiot, you should be ashamed of yourself, in other words Jim, you rather have more lies, more delinquency, more corruption, more stealing, and downgrade our country. only a democ-RAT can think that way, grow up and think like an American, that is if you are an American, because there are so many people born in our country that are not American and neither have decency, dignity, honor, discipline, their minds are full of insects and have no direction. now if you have a mind. think again, we are not longer a puppet for China, Mexico, where all our products are made and have taken our economy away, how about Jim, we make our products in our country?.. but maybe you are lazy and lives out of the hands out of the government. Hillary must have brainwashed you to the max. imbecile…

Again, it’s in response to a Mr. Belvedere recap.  No need to get political, spambot!


Greetings Geoff,, There are 2 smaller theatres that have come to mind and they are The Lowther Pavilion at Royal Lytham St Annes Tel 01253794221 ,,,or/and Oswaldtwistle theatre (Nr Accrington ) Tel 01254398319 hope these are ok to give a try Geoff,,ps sat or sun better for me cos I work for Royal Mail ,,thanks again Tony.

No no, thank you Tony!

Vicki? (Amongst Other Things)

Agree with Vicki. And if you stay for reasons (financial, health, etc)…why not make arrangement with your wife? If she is not interested in sexual relationship with you, then withholding is unfair. People make arrangements all the time. Not “infidelity” but arrangements that arefair to the marital relationship, yet fair to the person who wants a sexual relationship in his/her life.

Wow, this spambot has it all figured out!


Thanks Alan. I just needed to make a start. Nothing quite like an internet “expert” that’s never done any hands-on for suffering analysis paralysis! I can read all about it for days but it’s only by getting dirty that we gain confidence I guess!Now that I’ve broken the seal on the epoxy bottles I’m looking round for more things to make/mend with it.. jobs on the VW, cups, jewelery, even the cat is getting nervous.Autarkia is looking gorgeous too. How is the head coming along? I’m quite interested in seeing how you handled the wet half!

OMG, that poor cat!

This Isn’t About The Beach…

No, you can only access the beach through aquaventure I’m afraid. The bit that is accessible is just rocks and you are not allowed on there. I’m not sure if there is a public beach at any other area but I think they are just at the hotels as any beaches would need to have been man made.

Poor Mr. Belvedere.  So much spam!

What Song?

I think no matter what this song is about, a lot of people can relate to what this song is saying.

I’d love to know what song!

Herbal Tea!

Thanks. Yea I love my herbal Teas. Will have more of a play with them as a base. X thanks for the thoughts. Keep in touch and have a wicked day


Hey, Um… 20, 5’6….whats the best suppliment for weight gain, lyk in a weeek o two…ya startcing changes on ur body….! thaxs

It started as a dating service ad, then it became a weight supplement question.


Criticisms?  Boobs?

Strange, all these criticisms, but no one attacking you for them… Must be the lack of fake boobs.



As I mentioned above, the coach is leaving about 10am from Barcelo, not sure about other stops but it’s not that long walk from where you’re staying.

Again on the Mr. Belvedere screenshots!

And finally…

Not In English

Salam..Barangnya akan diantar langsung ke tujuan.Terima Kasih

Well…Salam Barangnya to you too!

There’s more comments, but honestly, my eyes are about to bleed from all of the ones I’ve read, but apparently this spambot has a bigger issue…

Yes, but they bleed on all kinds of paper.

Ok then.

I’ll have more in a future post, but for now…yeah.  I’m done.

I’d say Salam Barangnya again, but I’m convinced I’ll have 50 spam comments in another language next week.

But if anything could possiby sum up what you’ve just read…


She’s not referring to boobs.


  1. Vicki? Alan? Jim? well, whoever you are, you have a bigger following than I do…. I get almost no comments on my blog posts…. and by the looks of it I should be glad for that. Wow!! I will say that some of the ‘sources’ of who is viewing my blog are more than a little disturbing…. there is something to be said for ignoring what is written about you…. nonetheless, I enjoy your blog posts.
    This, by the way, is not from a spambot!! your friend S.


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