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Reader Spam Mail #4

Because the internet keeps just throwing it out there, and Akismet keeps on detecting it!

The internet will never stop in its brave attempt to constantly throw spam into my blog, hoping I will potentially like the comment, and approve it for the world to see.  And while approving a spam comment about the lack of fake boobs (oh yes) is soooo tempting, it wouldn’t wind up in these now-regular posts of mine.

So, without pomp, circumstance, and all the ado stuff, let’s look at some more comments from the wonderful world of spam readership!

As usual, all links are de-linked, and comments are not spell and grammar-checked. I choose to leave the stupidity so it burns your eyes as much as it burns mine.

*Muwahahahahahahaha!*

Cartier and Lexapro

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You wanted me to know about Lexapro, and moved on to jewelry.  I’m sure there is a connection here, but darned it if I’m trying to find it…

A User of the Web (And The Net!)

I every time used to study article in news papers but now as I am a user of web so from now I am using net for content, thanks to web.

I use web too!  Everyone should use web!

Thanks to web!

Why visitors still make use of to read news papers when in this technological world everything is accessible on net?|

Because people like newspapers?

And yes, spammer, it is one word.

I Can Dig It!

Woah! I’m really digging the template/theme of this website. It’s simple, yet effective. A lot of times it’s very hard to get that “perfect balance” between user friendliness and visual appeal. I must say you’ve done a fantastic job with this. In addition, the blog loads very quick for me on Firefox. Outstanding Blog!

Can you dig my template/theme?

Why Thank You…I Think…

Ahaa, its pleasant discussion concerning this paragraph here at this web site, I have read all that, so at this time me also commenting here.|

Pssst, they were commenting on this Facebook status I shared.

Pleasant People with Fastidious Thoughts and Knowledge

Spammer #1:

Hi there it’s me, I am also visiting this website daily, this web page is in fact pleasant and the people are genuinely sharing fastidious thoughts.|sp

Spammer #2:

Ahaa, its fastidious dialogue regarding this piece of writing here at this web site, I have read all that, so now me also commenting at this place.

Spammer #3:

Hi Dear, are you in fact visiting this web page daily, if so afterward you will without doubt obtain fastidious knowledge.

My favorite kind of people are the ones who comment at this place.  And yes, I do visit daily…I’m the freakin’ moderator and head poobah, dear!

The Preacher

Also in response to the Iron Man/Spider Man Facebook Status post:

Howdy! This post could not be written much better! Looking through this post reminds me of my previous roommate! He continually kept preaching about this. I will forward this article to him. Fairly certain he’ll have a great read. Many thanks for sharing!|

This spammer has the best grammar/spelling/grasp of actual language I’ve seen , well, ever.  I’d like to think this is real, except it isn’t.  I’m sure the roommate isn’t even real.

The Lengthy Hunt

I take pleasure in, result in I found just what I was having a look for. You have ended my four day lengthy hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye|

First of all…woman.  Not man.  Second of all, if what I’m writing about is something you’ve been searching for for four days (holy crap, did I really just write that?  “for for four”?!  What the…?!), I can do you one better…I searched for a toy I had as a kid for about 3 years, found it, and now I can’t remember what it is called.

Now who has a life…oh wait…

The Mishap

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You continue having those mishaps superbly, job, and work.

Dear “Bored to Tears in Idaho”…

Greetings from Idaho! I’m bored to tears at work so I decided to browse your site on my iphone during lunch break. I really like the info you present here and can’t wait to take a look when I get home. I’m surprised at how quick your blog loaded on my cell phone .. I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyhow, wonderful blog!

Thanks for stopping by to spam!

All About The Team

Excellent post! We are linking to this particularly great article on our site. Keep up the good writing.

Who’s we?

International Fandom

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I’m word-renowned…and so is Cartier, apparently.

Sharing In Delicious

cartierlovejesduas Great website. A lot of helpful information here. I’m sending it to a few pals ans also sharing in delicious. And obviously, thank you in your effort!

Sharing in delicious?  I wonder what is delicious about my site?

Have A Fun

Way cool, some valid points! I appreciate you making this post available, the remaining part of the website is also high quality. Have a fun.

I’ll do my best to “have a fun.”

Your Site Ate My Comment

Hmm it looks like your site ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I wrote and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to the whole thing. Do you have any points for inexperienced blog writers? I’d definitely appreciate it.|

Akismet can be such a bitch sometimes, can’t it?  I mean, it ate your non-existent spam comment.  What will it do next?

Oh yeah, eat your existing spam comment!

And finally (for now!)…

This Formidable Job

We’re a group of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your site provided us with valuable information to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our whole community will be grateful to you.|

Definition of scheme:

  1. A large-scale systematic plan or arrangement for attaining some particular object or putting a particular idea into effect.
  2. a public housing complex (In Scotland)
  3. Make plans, especially in a devious way or with intent to do something illegal or wrong.

Definition of formidable: inspiring fear or respect through being impressively large, powerful, intense, or capable.

My response:

i2520have2520the2520power

If I’m inspiring the building of public housing in Scotland, then wow, I am formidable!  I just hope they’re not devious and doing this illegally, whoever these “volunteers” are.

Akismet filters are a strange place, my friends!

More spam to come!

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Author:

Writer, former dancer, geek, nostalgia geek, Secretary by day, daughter, sister/in-law, girlfriend, aunt. Yankees and Giants fan, honorary Avenger (I have a pin, so it is official :-) ), MSTie, and Stargate, Thor, and Hello Kitty collector. And if you want to know anything about me: https://allisonveneziowrites.com/about-allison

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