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Return of the Spam

Like it ever went away.

The most ironic thing about writing several blog posts on the subject of spam comments is that it brings on exactly what you are calling spambots out for.  That’s right, it brings on more spam!

You’d think I’d asked for this or something!

Oh, wait.

The ‘bots have attacked again, this time with more creative uses of their spamming magic, most of it in English, some of it not, and some of it…just bizarre.

So, for the fifth time, more spamming fun from the Akismet filter!

This Claim

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I’ve had a tendency to get lost on both for stretches of time, one of is full of half-truths, and the other…is full of half-truths written by your friends.

I’m sure I had something going here, but yeah, I’m not sure which one I like better.

And speaking of social media…

Someone Still Uses MySpace?

Hi! Someone in my Myspace group shared this website with us so I came to take a look. I’m definitely loving the information. I’m book-marking and will be tweeting this to my followers! Fantastic blog and fantastic design.

I think my blog time-travelled back to 2005.

Toys

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Guess who just Googled this?

Guess what kinds of toys they sell?

Guess whose website copy (that I gleaned from the preview for each link on Google) looks EXACTLY like this spam comment right here?

I’m not going to answer these questions, just click on the hyperlink above.  Don’t worry, it only takes you to my Google search!

Brokerage Accounts and Chanel Bags

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I just Googled Zecco, apparently they became part of Ally and haven’t been around since 2012.

Oh, and they shared a link for Chanel handbags.  You know, because Chanel…?

Your “Co-Worker”

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I’ve always wanted to know what spambots discuss over the lunches they can’t eat…because they’re ROBOTS!!!

Pork Recipes?

Why do you cook it to such a high temperature? I thought pork is ‘well done’ at 145 degrees. Does it get dried out if you cook it until 170-180? where to buy van cleef & arpels carnelian necklace faux

The post wasn’t about a pork recipe.  It wasn’t even a spam comment on another spam comment post!

So Much Non-English

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Der öffnet en, Autos und auch Safes, wenn das erforderlich wird und die Rechtmäßigkeit des Begehrs nachgewiesen werden kann oder offensichtlich ist. Und das geschieht in Windeseile, ohne dass größerer Schaden dabei entsteht. Ein er Kratzer ab und an ist nicht immer zu vermeiden, die Rechnung moderat. Bei Tage und bei Nacht ist der zu erreichen und auch schnell zur Stelle, denn er ist am Ort. So muss niemand lange warten, bis ihm aus der Verlegenheit geholfen wird. Schnelle Hilfe Damit das nicht groß auffällt, rückt er sogar mit einem neutralen Fahrzeug an. Da kann man den Nachbarn erzählen, es hätte sich um den überraschenden Besuch eines lange vermissten Freundes gehandelt, wenn man möchte. Das tauscht er nur dann aus, wenn es bombenfest verriegelt war. Ist die Wohnungs nur aus Versehen zugefallen, öffnet er sie mit wenigen Handgriffen und verlangt auch gar nicht viel dafür, denn er war ja in der Nähe. Überhöhte Rechnungen, die nur schwer einzuklagen sind, gehören nicht zu seinem Geschäft.

My eyes!!!!

Your Advice

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Many of my articles have videos, I use links when it is relevant, so it’s loud but maintains attention(?) which obviously means I’m doing something right, and I write about nostalgia.

My advice to these robo-critics: Start your own blog and follow your advice.

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Um…ew?

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Thank You, Stumble Upon, For Sending The Spammers This Way!

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*Checking my bank balance* Nope.  Not rich.  Yet.

*Five minutes later* Still not.

And finally…because this was all weird enough…

Larry, Lee, God, and Jesus

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Interesting story.  I think you may have the next hot kiddie book idea.  I’ve already given you a title!

My eyes are officially burning, my mind is officially numb, and that spam inbox is now empty.

My work here is done!!!!

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4 thoughts on “Return of the Spam

  1. I am just left wondering why YOUR spam is so much more interesting than MY spam??? I think that is unfair! I too should have interesting spam! Who should I leave a complaint with?

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