For every ten relevant job postings one gets in those job site emails, there is always that one that makes me scratch my head. Like, you figured out what I’m obviously qualified, but seriously, this one job?
Because you really need to know, here it is.
I kid you not. No waitressing experience, not interested in showing skin, and twelve years of office experience. For this weird outlyer of a job listing.
Not since the movie theater that hired Robocop, or the time I found my dream job as an Avenger, has one of these emails ever been more wrong about me.
But hey, whatever makes great writing material!