Spam Filter and the Seven (Plus) Spammers

At least the title isn’t a play on a bad movie.

I just saw that a comment was left on my blog’site Facebook page, and naturally, this made me all excited…until I saw it was an obvious spam comments about helping with Hurricane Harvey relief.

The comment was on a post for Music Monday.  I felt both terrible and annoyed all in one shot.  And naturally, it made me jump over here to see how Akismet is dping with guarding my blog from the spammers  of the world.  Surprisingly, the spam content had only increased by one comment since I checked the filter two days ago.  The filter, however, is holding 38 comments in its grasp.  Which now means I have to clean it out…but not before sharing some new comments direct from the spam bots of the world.

I proudly present the seventh installment of this riveting series!


Oh my goodness! an incredible article dude. Thanks Nonetheless I am experiencing concern with ur rss . Don’t know why Unable to subscribe to it. Is there anybody getting equivalent rss drawback? Anyone who knows kindly respond. Thnkx

I love when these spammers try to get “anyone” to respond to them.  Don’t they know that the only person seeing this is the blog admin?  I’m the frickin’ gatekeeper!  Oh, and…dude.

Another Person ISO Brussels

Hello there, just became alert to your blog through Google, and found that it is truly informative. I am going to watch out for brussels. I will be grateful if you continue this in future.A lot of people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

This brussels thing again.

Frank Hatchett

You probably know Frank Hatchett. He’s among the best Internet marketers from the field. Within the coming little while he’s having some free giveaways here (link removed). All you have to do is signup and claim your ebooks and a free of charge e-com course ( worthwhile $197). And at the end of your competition, the ultimate victor will get $1000 in cash as well as $2997 value of items. Everyone has a potential for winning. So go here and get some of this free stuff.

The only Frank Hatchett I can find is this guy, and he seems to be a well-known dance choreographer.  Who also is no longer living.  There is a marketing firm by the name of Hatchet, with only one “t.”  Perhaps this spammer got confused?


Hi there! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any trouble with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing several weeks of hard work due to no back up. Do you have any solutions to stop hackers?

I don’t have trouble with hackers (knock on wood), but I do have trouble with pesky spammers.  Like you.  And by several weeks of hard work, he means the spam his robotic mind creates.

Wanna be on TV?

Hi there!
I honestly can’t think of any business that wouldn’t want their business in a tv commercial.
However its really expensive and so untargeted! BUT How many sales or customers do you think you will gain if you had a commercial running when they were LOOKING for your business?
My name is Steve and I am looking to work with a few businesses for an online commercial. Instead of being on TV, I want to put your business front and center with a video(commercial) on Google & Youtube in your local area. Not just 1. Not just 5. Not just 10.
But a complete domination of your local market with as many video billboard commercials that it takes to dominate your area.
How many new customers will you get if they search for your service or product and all they see are billboards showcasing you?
I have a few spots open. To see proof of results and what it can do for you please go to (link removed) to see some sample results and how we can do the same for you.

First of all, hi Steve, and second of all…my face on a billboard? Really?!

More Adventures of Lee and Larry

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Mommу statеd making both boys wish to know the spoгt
a lot. ?Ӏt?s known as ?Whats tһe smartest thing about God.
And every of us has to give you one actually great thing we like about Gօd.
Who wants to go first?? Lee and Larry jumped aand shouted ?ME MΕ!?
waving their palms within the air like they do
at school. Lastly, Mommy said, ?Well Lee, siince you
are two minutes older than Larry, ʏou possibly can go first.

Ah Lee and Larry, God, and a recreation.  These stories make no sense.  Oh, and Lee is older than Larry by two minutes?  Mind blown!

Cheap Car Insurance

cheap car insurance
cheap insurance for cars
cheapest car insurance
cheap car insurance quotes

I think they’re trying to sell me some type of insurance…for cars….and cheap.

Game of Belvedere

Dany is onto a path to become the DRAGON!!!! I really hate her
tbh, the show runners are pushing her really hard.

Game of Thrones Season 7 Stream Online

This comment was in response to a Mr. Belvedere screenshot.

Hi Steve!

Hey Steve here.. Just a little question for you..
what number of new sales do you think you will gain if you had a lead capture video on the front page of google for EVERY product and service that you offer and showing in EVERY local google search made for the city and towns that you cover..
sounds to good to be true? Check out my case study Thanks Steve
p.s results follow in days not months like seo.

Steve’s back, and he’s trying to sell me more advertising opportunities.

And finally…

Not English: Lucky 7

Trata-se de um sonido que exclusivamente paciente é possível que ouvir. 

Saudações, Eu acredito seu site pode ser
tendo navegador web compatibilidade questões .
Sempre que eu dê uma olhada seu site no Safari, parece bem no entanto quando
abrindo em Internet Explorer , tem alguns problemas sobrepostos.
Eu meramente queria fornecê-lo com um rápida de cabeça para cima!
Fora isso maravilhoso local!

Médico acha incrível não apresentar perda auditiva. 

SEO sverige

quelque chose chez moi les messages personnels ne partent pas, l’erreur….

Ok then!

And there you have it, more tales from the spam filter.  Never said it was pretty, useful, or translated properly.

For now, the spam filter is cleared out!


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