Your head may yet explode at all the ways Christmas can be totally nailed.
Your Christmas present. You’re welcome.
This Singer Dressed As Santa Claus
He is all of us.
The Family in Anne Murray’s Christmas Special (especially the girl).
Catch the enthusiasm!
Even the dog is uninterested.
This Christmas Special Featuring the Mandrell Sisters
The only videotaped proof that it exists.
(This commercial came from my collection.)
This Snowman Inflatable Posing Casually
The Christmas tree at the lab where I had my bloodwork done.
Why yes, those are specimen collection cups.
Hall and Oates Singing “Jingle Bell Rock”
Nothing screams Christmas quite like Daryl Hall in drag, playing Grandma.
Makes a great gift. (For real, it exists).
This Sky Dancer Toy
The greatest Christmas present you enjoyed for five minutes. Then the tragic fireplace accident happened.
No more Sky Dancer.
The OTHER Greatest Christmas Present Ever
An incredible depiction of me and my brother.
And as an honorable mention…
Well, there goes my hearing, my dignity for knowing this is a thing, and my ability ability to restrain myself from laughing.