Because good things come in threes, I saved some of the previous spam for another article!
This makes you so happy right now, doesn’t it?
I will openly admit that after spending 30 minutes copying and pasting the spam for my previous article, I still had 50 spam posts to go, but my eyes were in such bad shape from reading such bad grammar that I couldn’t keep going. Plus, it was the end of my lunchbreak, and I figured I’d covered some pretty crazy ground in a short amount of time. The idea of overburdening with more assault on the eyes was too much for me. I can’t imagine how readers would have felt.
If I learned anything from my last article, it is that my posts lack fake boobs.
I also used a giphy to express how I felt about this awful allegation.
Because words fail once in awhile, Terri Hatcher telling Jerry Seinfeld her boobs are real (and spectacular) always works.
Anyway, before I just keep on rambling on and on, let’s get to the important part…more spam!
I Only Understood “Rolex”
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You’re freakin’ shouting at me!
Useful Advice
Greetings! Very useful advice within this article!
It’s the little changes that make the most important changes.
Many thanks for sharing!
This was shared on the greeting page, folks.
Mental Torture
This is a mental torture and abuse. You are a fool for allowing yourself to stay with an unforgiving wife for so many years. She has been abusing you and incapable to provide grace. I feel sorry for you. I can’t understand such weak will men who even after repenting their sin genuinely and from their heart to their selfish scorned wives stay after decades of emotional abuse.
It was only a post about a Mr. Belvedere episode, I swear!
Blue
In a short way, Blue found what she was looking for in a dog here what she never will find in a human beiing.
That’s so touching…wait, what? Who’s Blue?
This Had Nothing To Do With Gaming…
It looks and sounds like an Atari 2600 having a seizure.
They’re referring to the Madeline Easter episode, of course.
Organizer, Maybe?
any suggestions for places to find sources/job postings for people that help with filling out planners effectively so it actually does organize your info, schedule, STUDY PLAN FOR A BIG TEST… Is there a term to describe someone that does that?
It’s called Google, not my Madeline Easter recap!
This Gardener…
I used to garden the old fashioned way, but now I think the vegetables taste better without having to break my back! A good tractor with the right attachments is definitely the way to go.
That’s great advice…I think…
Fat-Fingered Reporting
Fat-fingered the report flag on the previous comment. Sorry.High frequency trading is a cash cow for the connected companies at Wall Street. It is also a recipe for a market crash. Hedge funds like the one in this post are positioned to take advantage of market trends and lags in trading but that responsiveness can be a self fulfilling prophecy and tank the market.HFT should not be legal.
Spamming shouldn’t be legal either, but yet, it is.
Monorail Pass
Hi,I have a five year old son travelling with me. Will I need to buy a monorail pass for him as well?
Again, on the Madeline recap. Which had nothing to do with monorails.
They’re Going To Know About Me In Colleges!
Excellent way of explaining, and good paragraph to get facts regarding my presentation topic, which i am going to deliver in college.
And by college, probably clown college.
Expand Upon Your Greeting
Excellent post however I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject? I’d be very grateful if you could elaborate a little bit further.
Appreciate it!
And I appreciate you telling me my greeting lacked substance. I’m sure it lacked fake boobs also, but besides the point…
Wishing For Blogging
This piece of writing is in fact a good one it helps new internet users, who
are wishing for blogging.
It’s called WordPress, and you can start your own for free. No wishing needed.
High Praise
I think other web-site proprietors should take this website as an model, very clean and great user friendly style and design, as well as the content. You’re an expert in this topic!
This was in regard to the first spam article!
Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It if truth be told used to be a entertainment account it. Glance advanced to more delivered agreeable from you! However, how can we keep up a correspondence?
I think this was a compliment, but it got lost in translation somewhere…
This Self-Aware Spammer
Hello, i read your blog occasionally and i own a similar one and i was just curious if you get a lot of spam feedback? If so how do you prevent it, any plugin or anything you can advise? I get so much lately it’s driving me mad so any help is very much appreciated.
You know, I get alot too…from “people” like you!
Emptying The Inbox
And as I empty the spam filter on yet another blog post, I’d like to thank you, as always, for reading through these assaults on the eyes and sensibilities. After all of this, I’m just glad Blue found what she was looking for in a dog.
Kinda reminds me of the time Dana Carvey played Jimmy Stewart, and read a poem about a dog named Blue.
I reacted to the spam comment the exact same way Dennis Miller reacted to the poem.
And if I may leave you with this important word of advice…
A good tractor with the right attachments is definitely the way to go.
I don’t write them folks, the ‘bots do!
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